One and Oh My God.
Josh Beckett ([josh BEH-ket] proper noun):
A highly effective pitcher; awesome; dominant. Josh Beckett is the fucking man. See #1.
I am fairly drunk, but I know this: Josh Beckett just pitched a complete game shutout to give the Sox a 1-0 lead in the ALDS, thereby guaranteeing that every male child born in the three months […]